Welcome to VersaSlim 

- A revolutionary technology that provides successful weight loss & body contouring, minus the pain, needles and downtime.



VersaSlim is an innovative weight loss and body contouring system that instantly breaks down fat cells in 8 short 20-minute sessions. The non-invasive technology uses low levels of laser light  to stimulate lipolysis, a natural metabolic process in your body. With VersaSlim, problem areas such as the thighs, abdomen, upper arms or buttocks can be specifically targeted for fat removal. 


VersaSlim improves body shape, decreases the size of fat cells and minimizes the appearance of cellulite. The results are immediate and long-lasting. No incisions, no needles and no pain.


VersaSlim offers an advantage over traditional methods of weight loss - the possibility of weight loss in a specific area of the body. In other words, instead of exercise reducing overall body fat, Versaslim can reshape individual problem areas.

It's easy - up to four treatment pads containing the laser diodes are placed over the treatment area, secured in place using comfortable, elastic straps. Two other laser pads are positioned onto the region of the lymphatic nodes closest to treatment zone.


Versaslim is amazing technology, not a "magic" machine. It will shrink fat cells away in targeted locations, but it will not "keep" it away permanently. A healthy lifestyle, regular exercise and lots of water is necessary to achieve success on this wonderful journey.

See our FAQ's below, or click one of the links below for the next step.

Have you already had an appointment with us? Call us or click the link below to arrange your next appointment.

Body Contouring/Slimming FAQ's

What is this about?

Just some transdimensional beings having fun and enjoying pop-culture and cake. That's it.

Do you collaborate with other content creators?

We haven't yet, but are always open to working with anybody. If you would like us to invite anybody on our show, or would like us to appear on your show we are wide open.

You spend a ton of time talking about other shows, are you planning on making your own movies or tv programs?

The short answer is, "yes." We have several projects in the works, but development is not cheap, and any help would be appreciated. We can't express how grateful we are to you for supporting us, and helping us keep the lights on. We're only just getting started!

What is your favorite cake?

Sultis - "Anything without coconut. Coconut is a plague. I like sheet cakes, though." Lumberdore - "Oh. What's it called? That thing with the milks? Tres Leches! Momma, that's good." Beaches - "Cheesecake. In any incarnation of any reality, it is always delicious." Doug - "Coffe cake. Don't overthink it."


Body Contouring/Slimming Pricing


Stomach |  Back | Hips | Buttocks | Calves | Arms | Thighs | Male Breast


1 Session $40 4 Sessions $144

8 Sessions $256 | 16 Sessions $480

Need more info? Click one of the links below for the next step.

Have you already had an appointment with us? Call us or click the link below to arrange your next appointment.